...thees ees my streeng weeth the brown paper mouse. The Wooman says thees ees whad I mos chaze frarm now arn. No more bandidos...
Bod eef she forgheds I weell be arn guard. I know he was after my pelleds. Cronchy, deleecious, golden, dayeen, dayoud pelleds.
Just look at that handsome, macho blag cad profiled against the blue sky!! Time to make a pin-up calendar, Estorbo's woooman!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the Racoon? Did you have an injection? Did you have swordfish as compensation? Did you call 113? We are AGOG here in Racoon free Yookay to know the outcome of this fascinating daybarkle. Con amorxxx
ReplyDeleteHey Hey Hey I've just been checking the blog while building mine and I see that I've been promoted to an honourary cat. Well thank you my esteemed friend. Thank you. Muchas gratitudas etc. etc. xxx PS The blog is building in between jumping and playing. Must go and rescue my ball. But lookeysee I have a little b by my name like you!
ReplyDeleteGracias, ChreesJ!
ReplyDeleteL and Ess: Ob COURSE I saw the raccoon: he was goeen' to make-a yompa arnto the terrace, then I saw heem, so I shart arnto the roop lighe a cannonball an' chased heem to the order side makeen' speeteen' noise to scare heem an' steell I chased heem donw the neghs door fire escabe wheech ees where the Wooman foun' me when she clime' arnto the roop an' maghe sorch por me weeth flashlighd.
Si. I hab appoin'mend weeth Ved. I ged jab.Yos eencase. I mos' trabel een the onnatracteeb grey barx.
D.a.r.g: Hey! Hey! Hey... Hey?
that's a lot of work gettin the meat offa them pigeon bones dayeen dayoud, my brother.
ReplyDeletejust wantid ta tell ya Mine was kinda embarrazed this morning about the outburst yestiddy. she's dun the angel of deth rootine a coupla times too close tagether and's still a littul jumpy.
no harm, i hope, dude. she means well.
hope no one ya noes sees ya in the grey barx. ours is bayj which doan make it any better
toujours gai, bro, as has been said, toujours gai
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Hallow een' my frien' - you ead the bones!
ReplyDeleteEes no prarblem - does the Angel ob dead hab feathhairs?
eat the bones?! i do admire your robustiousness, Es. if i ate bones, i'd be bringin em back an leavin em all over da flaw and maybe down the spiral stares. which Mine doan care for. oh puss, she sez and what i sez it ain't like its the furst time. i dint put the bones in the bole, i found em there and i cudun leave em, it'd be wastefull.
ReplyDeletedoan no bout feathers on da angel. i'd have to ask Mine and it makes her sad to talk bout it. but i get xtra brushin and sammin from the big can when it comes round so how bad canit be?
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Nice Gargoyle impression in that last photo.
ReplyDeleteAs your attorneys, we advise you to file a lawsuit against the Bandito for "Tresspass to Roof."
Your Honors - pleease to add pain an' sorfforeen'. I had to go to the V.e.d. Ow.I mean, Ay!
ReplyDeleteHallow een - hey you know you can put your name een the Name/URL spaze, yos leab oud URL?
ReplyDeleteThe Beeg Cad. I doan' know. Een my tradeetion, when we go to the Beeg Cad we hab to help fly aeroplanes. Larng story. We fly onder the weengs.
The Wooman doan' lighe to fly. So all the ex-cads fly weeth hor. Go feegure she marries a man who can fly. Hehehheh. Yoomans.
i like anonnymouse, i leave my mark, ya noe hoo it is, but i'll try no url. dint noe that. nu things alla time.
ReplyDeletea man who can fly -- whaddya noe? i cant bring a brrd inna house witout there bein a hubbaboo bout it but your wooman brings in a whole man what can fly?
bin to the doc alreddy? no biggie, right? i go . . . seems like alla time, can't be tho. nice ladies there always pay nice attenshun to me. (Mine's happy to hear that. she doan look so good in black as we do and she was real wurried fur ya, botha ya.)
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You can go bag to Anonymoos eef you preefhair...I yam nard allowed to maghe my mark. She say eet woul' steenk.
ReplyDeleteHey, you shoul' maghe your own blarg. You preedy fonny, hermano. A whole man, hehehehehe. Bod he wasn't weegleen' you know. An' he deedn' wan' to be free, heheheh.
hey bro thanks for the tip. no url is less keeing which is good. i doan always get the rite one rite away and it makes me tired. i can feel a nap comin on any minnit.
ReplyDeleteso kind a yu to sugest a blog. i dunno. az yu can see, i doan hav the benfit of edyukashun and travel and languages like yu do and things are uzhally pretty dull up here on the main land, not like in the islands where yu ar. but so kind a yu to sugest it.
o no i i thin k tha nap is