I couldn't stand eed no more: I feexed the cable myself. Eed's true!
Tonighd before the Wooman gabe me my deenner (pelleds: deleecious, nutreetious pelleds, dayeen, dayoud), I was walkeen' roun' and roun' een essitemend and my tail gard onder the cable for the cable barx - the leedle barx whad was dead. No lighds, no bleenk-bleenk green lighds. Muerte. Cable dead. Compudhair dead. An' I pulled the cable barx to the floor, BAM!
Estorbo! cries the Wooman, You hab broken the cable barx some more!
Como? I as'...eed was DEAD!
Pleease, I as', niceboice, to loogh ad eed?
She looghs ad eed arn the floor.
!!!!! She said.
The lighds! Green! Bleenk bleek bleenk!
An' thad, my friends. Ees all I hab to say. Onteel the neghs' pose'...
A meenute ob silence, pleease.