Eed wasn't me. I deedn' do eed. I deed nard reep thees Netfleex wrapper!
Whad Netfleex wrapper? Thees ees a Netfleex wrapper? Whad mos nard be reeped?? Oh! Reeally? Who reeped eed? Who was een the house?
OMG we had a borglar! Whad ees meesseen'?? Do I steell hab pelleds?
Me? No. Nard me. Doan' loogh ad me.
(...are you loogheen' ad me???)
No, I deed nard waghe nobardy ad 4am. I deed nard waghe nobardy lader when they had fallen asleep again! Eed was a cad borglar.
No, I deed nard deny thad I had been fed. Are you the Stasi?
Me? Me? Are you accuseen' me? Porque? Why? Do you hade me?