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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Confronteen' My Pas'

Here ees my confession: to Trebor an' H-h-h-huwi

Eben though I said nartheen', I am een receipt ob your cd. Weeth the peectures. Ob the lady cad. Weeth the keettens. The blag keeteens. Who are you, larng ago. An'...maybe, also... porhaps, me.

The Wooman showed me thees peectures when she came bag frarm South Afreeca three weeghs ago.

I coul' nard relade: thees smallsmallcads. So...small.

So I yam seein' a shreenk.

He (I cannard go to a Wooman) weel essplain to me why I cannard loogh ad the pas'. Because I cannard. The keetens are so...small.

Forgeeb my bad manners. I was born een a bodega. I deed nard know my morder.

I theenk.

3 comments:

  1. Hermano Nosotros - we have the same picture and we are in it and still we feel a bit funny looking at our kittenhood with our Mama (s). You see we don't know if we are brothers or cousins because two sisters had kittens at the same time. We were a family of 13 kittens and two cats. Now we are only two cats (sob) that is why we are glad to have found you and bring you into the bosom of our much reduced family. (sniff sniff) Maybe we should see your Shrink....

    On a brighter note Huwi and Trevor's Missis is visiting Her-Indoors today and we hope she will bring her feline nephews (US!) presents.

    amorx

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  2. Hermano Nosotros - we have the same picture and we are in it and still we feel a bit funny looking at our kittenhood with our Mama (s). You see we don't know if we are brothers or cousins because two sisters had kittens at the same time. We were a family of 13 kittens and two cats. Now we are only two cats (sob) that is why we are glad to have found you and bring you into the bosom of our much reduced family. (sniff sniff) Maybe we should see your Shrink....

    On a brighter note Huwi and Trevor's Missis is visiting Her-Indoors today and we hope she will bring her feline nephews (US!) presents.

    amorx

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  3. trebor and huwi's meesresOctober 6, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    hello estorbo, this is trebor an hhhuwi's meesers, writing from the home of sollie and lennie and their meesers. i am feeling very responsible, perhaps i should not have sent you the picture of the very little kittens, sometimes the past, it is too much to think about. i am very sorry for sending you to the shreenk. i hope it is not all too painful, it was not my intention to confuse and upset you. we are all sending you lots of love X

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