The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
Es peligroso en tu casa, Estorbo. But it is a small casa, so how long does it take to clean? It cannot be very long and you will be warm again.
There's one of those in this house too. The cats would rather be safe than sorry, and take themselves outside too. Sensible; you never know when that sneaky hose will creep up on you.....
All of our dogs hated the Sucking Death, too, altho I never heard it make a negative comment about any of them. I think you are wise to go visit the ranch while it is roaming inside. You need to be ready with the caddle return.
Well, considering the amount of fur you leave behind, the sucking death is an unavoidable fact of life. Don't worry, we never aim it at you. It does, however, on occasion aim at your stock market pellets...
Dearest Estorbo, the worst of it is that both Tino and Abby tried to first scare it away and then kill it and it just wouldn't die. It was indominable. It outlasted Abby-dog and Tino has realized it will outlive him. (Tino would like to disagree with your opinion of dargs, as they have their uses.) Oh, the arm of this chair is needed by He Who Must Be Obeyed. --Amy
It wud not be needed, Estorbo, if you cads and dargs wud not shed. Perhaps in yur free time on the ranch you could think of a solootion? You are too beeg for it to sugg up, no feer, it will not ged you.
Hmm. Finding solutions to shedding may have other unfortunate results. You've been through all that licking stuff and throwing up fur balls may land you back at the vets. Better suck it up Estorbo. No pun intended!
Estorbo, eet seems lighe you should use your blargh por weeshing the Smoothman Feliz Cumpleanos eenstead ob worryeen aboud the Suckeen Muerto. Share your pelleds and por Gard's saghe don' maghe orpchorck por favor.