I yos wanted to say thad I weell be weareen' my short arff the shouldhair thees Fall.
When I tole' the Wooman thees she said many badwor's.
Soch bad language, I say, You mos' wash your mouth oud, I yam embarrass' por you.
=^^=*&!!*&!;%^$#ng cad, she say.
She say eef I eenseess' arn thees fashion I weell nebber, ebber, be allow' to be naked again. WHY mos' you leeck the padge arn your arm, she say: whywhwhywhyyyyyyyyy?
Ayayayay. Cheell, Seester, I say. You know I yam Cattoleeckleeckleck...
You need sorm new yokes, Estorbo, she say. You are geddeen' stale.
Th, I say.