blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: Aclimatizeen'

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Aclimatizeen'

Read the sobteghs, Wooman...I yam nard happy to be een thees red code again.

Bod you corm home, thad's grade. I yam so happy to be nard sobyeghded to the acousteec bass guitar no more. My eears can stan' orp again. I can corm oud ob the clahr-sed. No mas hideen'.

Escuse me? I deed nard heear you...eardrom prarblem. Oh. Yes, comprendo. You cannard onnerstan' me because thees ees all sobteghs an' I yam actuallee silen' an' you doan' do sobtle?

OK. Led me theenk...

I'm theenkeen'...

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Theenkeen...(thees ees painful).

OKOKOK! I gard eed: waid por eed, waid por eed...waid por eed...

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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OK?

OK.

12 comments:

  1. Ayye, Hermano! It may feel sissy, but it looks muy sassy, that red coat.

    If your ears are hurting, maybe the noise also "hurt" the wooman's Woodstock?

    Ha-ha! The word thing is cadsp

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  2. I get that same eardrom prarblem, too! It is hard to hear whenever my Mommeh says "No-no, Daisy!"

    I like your fancy red getup.

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  3. Nosotros comprenden muy bien...and we agree! purrrrrrrrrr

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  4. Ah, yes ...The power of the porr (which arguably has its own sobteghs)!!!!

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  5. How I lob the sweet sound of the poorrrrrrrr! We mus' not let the hoomans catch on to eets power.

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  6. *sigh* The porr is back. Things are returning to normal. Now if you could type us what happened with the Woodstock glasses. Shhh....just between us....

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  7. Donatella con quesoMarch 26, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    Oh, I just looked at that last picture again. Storbie, you look like a purrito!

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  8. You found it!!! You have to do it a lot now, Storbie to make up for lost time.

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  9. Growing up in the 1950s, there was a book called 'The Kitten who Lost Its Purr' - subtext a not-very-subtle "Don't bother going anywhere; home is best'. I think you may have read that book, Estorbo! Do you think the humans will get the message?

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  10. Geiger y Es - Muchas gracias! Si, doan' eben mention the Woodstarck. She star' throween' theen's.

    Daisy deear, gracias. You can hab my getorp when I yam feeneesh weeth eed?

    QC - I knew you wor educaded cads!

    Ikaika - we rab them aroun' our leedle toes weeth thees porr, I know.

    Marisa, welcorm to my blarg...hab a pelled, relaghs, stay a while ^^

    Seemba - si, I was kine' ob reliebed, too.

    Donatella - my leaps are sealed. There ees a price arn my head eef I talgh ^^

    ...y con Queso??? You deed nard yos say I loogh como un burrioto!!!!? Pfffffffffffffffft

    Chrees J - my bes' regards to Don Bailey, por fabor?

    Rachel, you know...yoomans are theeck Through an' through. Yessepd you, ob course.

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  11. red is your color!

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