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Monday, October 19, 2009

Man, I yam a hansome dude...


I lorf keelleen' papehair, man.

Las' nighd the yoomans brough' me sormtheen' delicioso: hanghar steagh, cooghed yos the way I lighe eed: steel saying moo. Eed almose' made me porgeeb them for feedeen' me afthair 8pm. I ead ad seex, Dios mio! They ade lonch oud an' then when to a play called Hamled. I guees eed's abou' a peeg.

Tonigh' they eentroduce me to the new neighbours downstairs who weell feed me when they are garn. Oh boy.

Bod the Wooman an' Smoothman are happy weeth me porque two morneen's een a row I sleeb teell afthair seex a.m., porque? They eencrease my rations!!! So I yam nard forgheen starbeen no more!!!!: Por deenhair I ged three sharts ob pelleds, no more yos two sharts. Now they wade to see eef I ged fad.

Life eesn't seemple.

11 comments:

  1. Yes, you are muy guapo, Don Estorbo. And that final photo really captures your essence. Although I may still prefer the shot of you w/the rose!

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  2. Yes you are a 'hansome dude'. But will you still be 'hansome'if you get fat??? Bailey lost about 5 pounds but now I take his daily quota and divide it into four portions, so he gets fed four times a day. He thinks he's really lucky. But when he looks at me he only thinks of food!

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  3. Hamled is about broken eggs you ignoramus...

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  4. Look at that handsome black cat! I have to hide this post from Porro. If he knew you were getting an extra ration of food I'd never hear the end of it. Don't tell him, but I've been tricking him. I only give him half of his dinner portion at dinnertime. The other half he gets as a "midnight snack" before we go to bed. Otherwise he starts asking for breakfast at 4am!

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  5. Oh, handsome and elegant especially in that last picture. And yes, you will still be muy guapo even if you are the gordito Estorbito! Kisses.

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  6. Yes you are indeed one handsome dude, Estorbo! and lucky, besides, to get special treats of rare beef! Fuzzy last night nommed some acorn squash...hardly the same thing, but he said it was muy delicioso.

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  7. Hola! Hermano, our bipeds are sometimes slow to get our message, si?

    But we are very pleased to know that good neighbours will feed you.

    P.S. Does your Wooman give you raw chicken necks? Muy bueno and good for teeth.

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  8. que valiente, tambien. papehair es peligrosísimo.

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  9. 'Storbie:

    If you're modeling professionally now, we need to sit down and draft a contract to ensure you're adequately compensated by the Wooman for your services.

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  10. It's me again. Saw your comment on the Three Ginger Cats' blog. You say you 'gard no fire', but man you are ALL fire --fiery, feisty and fabulous!

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  11. thee yoomans are geeenyus's don estorbo. absoloodley!

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