The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
You sound unhappy and that is not good. Something must be done. Maybe you and Beence should buy a ticket for the wooman to take a vacation and you can just enjoy man/cad time.
Why do beds hab to treed cats so bad? Would a human bed shabe the leg ob a human to ged bloooord?
But Storby darling, if you hide how can we ever see you and admire how handsome and charming you are?
But the Big Question is...are the typhoid drugs working?