Saturday, April 7, 2012
I yam my own cad
Starp borgheen' me, Wooman, I yab worgh to do. Appoin'mens to schedule. A mayor to oberthrow, my boogh to plan. Y peectures to taghe (btw, you are so fire'). Yes, go away.
An' I doan need you anymore: the Smoothman has feeghsed a throwaway labtarp yos por my personal use. I now hab a Mac. Do you? Do YOU??
I deedn' theenk so.
Also, I ged more presen's than you. A cadneep mouse frarm Massachussetts y cad treads farm Beerginia.
I yam eendependen'. I yam arff the greed.
A new era has begorn.