Saturday, April 7, 2012

I yam my own cad


Starp borgheen' me, Wooman, I yab worgh to do. Appoin'mens to schedule. A mayor to oberthrow, my boogh to plan. Y peectures to taghe (btw, you are so fire'). Yes, go away.

An' I doan need you anymore: the Smoothman has feeghsed a throwaway labtarp yos por my personal use. I now hab a Mac. Do you? Do YOU??

No.

I deedn' theenk so.

Also, I ged more presen's than you. A cadneep mouse frarm Massachussetts y cad treads farm Beerginia.

I yam eendependen'. I yam arff the greed.

A new era has begorn.

14 comments:

  1. We've been waiting! Viva la revolucion!

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  2. You have about as much revolution in you as you have Irish blood...

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  3. Your own Mac? Wow, that's awesome!

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  4. M. Beence, maybe the hermano is Black Irish?

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  5. You certainly can talk the talk. But..... ?

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  6. Hola! First thing we noticed...no goody word.
    Si, viva la revolucion, hermano!
    Also, The Secretary says she will send you a postcard.

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  7. Viva la vida Don Estorbo! Cats rule. That is why the humans are referred to as staff.

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  8. I wouldn't push it too hard, Buddy. Just saying.

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  9. Si, viva la revolucion, Estorbo -- but if there is one, I want those red cushions!

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  10. Perhaps Beerginia cad treads were not meant to threaten others with? no? be careful, now that you have your own computer, you may have to earn your keep? yes? beware.

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  11. Storbie, don't forghet that behind ebery successbul man is a ..... woooooman. Promise.

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  12. But who will put the agua in the pellets if you revolt???--Tino, who must go out NOW!

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  13. I wonder how long before you revolt from us, your loyal fans?

    I wonder how long we remain loyal?

    wow, Storbie

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  14. Sweetie Storbie, Viva la revolusssion dominicana!

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