blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: The stade ob the cad

Friday, April 27, 2012

The stade ob the cad

The Wooman say to me, Cad?

I say, Wooman?

She say, Cad? 

I say, Wooman?

She say CAD!!!: When las' deed you maghe a repor' to your eenbestors?



Your eenbestors, she say, waggeen' hor whide feenghair een my blag faze. The people who hab eenbested een you!

Oh, I say, you mean the Morney People (hack! Lo siento, I yam habeen' sorm trorble weeth thees therapeuteec cadneep).

Yes, she say. They need to see how you are doeen' an' how wisely you are spendeen' their eenbestmen'.

HOACL! HHHgghhh...sorry. I yapologice. Wha' wor you sayeen'? Whoooo! I feel goo'!

Deear Eenbestors: I yam feeleen' goo'. I yam tagheen' my drorgs, dayeeen dayooooooooud! I yam dreenkeen' muchas agua, thad ees steel the same. I yab a new neighbour grey-y-whide, you know aboud hor. Sormtime she loogh ad me frarm hor terrace, yos the ears steeckeen' orp. Bod when she see the Wooman paparazzi she ron. I know she feel. The ranch ees begeenneen' to waghe orp. I yam assembleen' my caddle for the spreeng ron.

I need a nab.


  1. Happy to know all ees goin well.

  2. so I guess the war on drugs is not in full swing at the ranch - eh?

  3. PlumaBlanca the working cat here, 'I donna get paid in money, howebber I do have unlimited cadneps, but my Dad who sent you medicine moneys says he is happy yous is feelin ok, takin the meds and habben the cadneps, and thankyou for the nice card. hab a great spring!'

  4. Hermano! That's some primo bud! Happy to hear the stade of the cad is goo'! Maybe the gray-y-whide will help with the spring run? You could entice her with some nip, yes? Keep us posted.

  5. Ha! As a deep thinker, I am pleased to hear you are now a heppy cet, and fet. You live on a meowtin ? Ah, no, you have a fawm. Good wishes from your faraway friend, a heppy dawg

  6. Glad to see you looking great, Estorbo - the catnip looks pretty healthy too!

  7. glad to see you looking good estorbo! the catnip looks pretty healthy too.