Saturday, November 19, 2011

I yam here!


I yam alibe!!! I wan' to cadge thees rumor thad I yam arn my las' legs!!! I yam nard arn my las' legs. I yab four legs y I am standeen' arn every worn ob them. Dios mio, the drama. A cad loses hees breakfas' an' all hell breaghs lose. You hear the funeral march, you hire the marcheen' band frarm New Orleans, theese beeg blag cads weeth tubas y trarmbones y beeg appetides (they ead all my yogur') show orp y ask me, Where ees the casket??? WTF? I yam fine! Stupeed wooman. Oh Estorbo, he ees dyeen'...whad weell I do weethoud heem, my forry frien'. ...I am FINE. F.i.n.e.


The roop looghs lighe sheet, Wooman, you need to tidy eed orp.


Can you see me now?


Wha' abou' now? Yes? How do I loogh? I tell you: nard dead. Dead cads doan' walkgh y ron arn the roop. Seeck cads do nard worgh por SETI.



Can you see me now?


(Because I can see you...)

25 comments:

  1. That's my man! You tell her, Estorbo!
    (all the same...I was a bit concerned.Just sayin'...)

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  2. Hola, Hermano. The bi-peds-pfft!We think this is a beat-up to draw more traffic to her blog.
    Go well, hermano.

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  3. Estorbo, I am so relieved, I was worried about the last post where we saw photos...I couldn't look, and I tried to say that maybe your Mom was just worried about you and weary from concern. Your fur is very shiny and you look like you are full of energy. Thank you for letting us know that all is well.

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  4. You looghe marveilloso... nard orl skeenee or northeen! I was yos a leedle beed worry, bod I carn see ju are excite thad jur exploseeb new frien' ees corm por beesit ber' soon to spen' Thangsgeeben weeth ju. So glad ju are bag!

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  5. Estorbo!! I am so happy you are running around and taking care of your important business on the roop. And are you still planning some fun with Juan when he arrives to stay with you?

    (I do see you, thank you for showing yourself.)

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  6. Poor wooman! I know just how she was feeling. Loving a kitty is hard, heart rending work!

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  7. I mean to asghe before, bod I forged... whad are thees ber' large whide moshrooms orn the roop? Nod the goo' kin' ju can ead I theeghe?

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  8. Good to see you back on the roop, hermano! Very good! That Wooman ... she lorbs you.

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  9. Attitude! That's what we like to see!

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  10. Estorbo, you are the BEST!!
    So glad you are still here!!
    Thanks so much for this morning's LOL!!

    LUV this blog!! OOXXOO

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  11. Don Estorbo, you never look better than when back lighted in orange. Looking great, man!

    Show John all the best places when he is visiting you.

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  12. Okay, we get it: Estorbo is back, with a full-on attitude and swear words. Music to my ears.

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  13. Oh Estorbo! So glad to see you are back to full power and doing a good job with roop security.

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  14. The rumors of his demise have been grossly exagerated... :)

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  15. If you really can see me, you know I am dancing with joy because the beeg blag cat is back in beezness.

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  16. ah, storbie!! we is furry glad to see you is still wif us--our stoopid wooma..., er, beloved mama was afurraid that you was, ummmm, not so well, an' made us all upsetted. it is good to see you patrolin' the roop as before!

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  17. yay ! hooray ! & phew !
    oliver, virg & nessie

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  18. Estorbo, I told them you were ok but they said that I couldn't know. I know. I am cat.
    Tino (dictated and not read)

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  19. I am very happy to see you up on the roop. As James Taylor says "Up on the roop...everything is all right". Well maybe he spells it differently but that's what he means.

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  20. Hola gorgeous boy.... :)

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  21. All's right with the world!!! Thank-you, estorbie!!!

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