I yam told than poot means paw een Afrikaans. When the Wooman speaghs Afrikaans eed sounds lighe people fighdeen'.
I yam so seeck of my red coad an' the orange short, I decide to pose' a peecture ob the beesneess en' ob my naked paw. I yam greepeen the table.
As my frien' and 'neep sopplier, Heem, woul' say: Hab you ebber really looghed ad your paw?
Tonighd the Wooman says to me, Estorbo?
I say, Wooman?
She say - Tonighd I med the Head ob the Cad Appreciation Society.
That's nice, I say: Show em the han' shaghe.
Whad han' shaghe? she says, eerreetable.
THE han' shaghe, I repead, polideboice.
There's no han' shaghe , you stupeed cad.
Thad's whad you theenk, I say. An' I know I yam blag bod you loogh como a part righ' now.
Eed's your aghsen', Estorbo. Sormtime' I fine' you har' to follow.
Tell me abou' deed, I say.
I yos deed, she say.
Gard. I roll my ojos.
Well, she says, to ged bag to the poin'...
You had a poin'? I ask...
Cad? She say - you wan' pelleds een the morneen' or nard, because I yam pearfectly capable ob depribeen' you ob sostenants!
Sure, I say, bod the Smoothman weell feed me.
Whadebber, she say. Can I feeneesh???
Por fabor, I say, I weesh you woul'. I need to wash my feed.
...I forgard whad I was goeen' to say.
Teepeecal. I doan' sorpose I cou' hab breakfas' now?
No. Eed's 1 am, Estorbo.
I yos thoughd I woul' as'. So, you goeen' to bed?
Yes, she say. Afthair I shower. You wan' to sleeb arn the bed?
I'll see you there, then.
Nard eef I see you for's...
Geeb eed orp, cad! Why mos' you always be so orbstrocteeb?
Hello? My name ees Estorbo? You change eed frarm Meednigh' por a reason?
I know, she says, the constan' carmbad ees yos exhausteen'.
So feed me.
Thees coul' go arn all nigh'.
Fine. I'm goeen' to bed.
See you there.