blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: You call thad a weeken'?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

You call thad a weeken'?

She bought more plantas. There ees no more blordee space por me to sleeb...Thees ees a berbery boreen' plant.

I say to eed, polide: Hello?

Eed say northeen'. Yos seet there. I say, HELLO?? ESCUSE ME?? They doan' teach you no manners een the plantas sharp?

Eet seet there, green. Sheet, I say.

BUENOS DIAS! I scream, maybe eed ees deaf an' nard Anglo.

Green, quiet. Eed no say nada. So I walghe away. My morder, bless hor soul, tole' me, You can always walk away, Keetten, there ees no shame een eed.
So I go to my grass. Eed ees friendly, lighe me, and came frarm nowhere, lighe me. Also eed ees onruly.

Bod I try again, when I see the Wooman has planted the new grass een a part. Maybe eed feels more confortable...Hello?

Nard a forgheen' peep.

I say to the Wooman. Why you buy thees grass?? Eed has no manners.

Eed ees Japanese, she says, Eed no onnerstan' you.


Does ead lighe feesh? I as'?

Thad ees a racial stereotybe, she says.

Whad, eed no lighe to ead sushi? I as', wide-eyes.

Actuallee, cad, she say, Sushi ees fish AN' rice, sashimi ees feesh.

Whad. Ebber.

Tomorrow I weell geeb eed a sardine. We weell be frien's. An' eef we are nard, I weell keell eed.

Hey! Ees thad a peegeeon?????

Tonighd I weel station myself arn the roop to hont. Eed looghs lighe a good nighd por eed. I weell breeng the Wooman a presen'...


  1. it's starting to look like a jungle up there Estorbo... good for pigeon cover for sure.... they'll never see you.....

  2. "Eed ees friendly, lighe me, and came frarm nowhere, lighe me."

    Too funny. :-)

  3. You are a very very beautiful handsome cat~!!! Estorbo~!
    I hope you have a great week this week!

  4. Muchas gracias, Adan. The webside ob you an' Lego ees amazeen'. I yab added you to the blargroll. Geeb a keess to Michico por me, OK? OK!

    Pee Ess: when do you lose the crazee collars, Dudes??

  5. Sporran says: I know how to get onto my roof. And I am the only one who does!