Ok. I yam goeen' to grass frarm now arn. The Wooman keeps some por me ou'side onder the chair where eed woand ged squashed. I lighe eed. I know whad ees grass an' whad ees groun'cobber. I yam nard stupeed. Sometime' she buy por me whea'grass frarm the farmers' marked, bod I prefhair my organeec grass ou'side.
I read thees blarg (ees call' beggierebolutiondartblargspartdartcarm): abou' housecads (thad's lighe me) eadeen' bords whad seeng, how you say? -sarngbords, si. There ees peecture arn thees blarg ob a cad storfeen' eed's face weeth a bord, como un French fry. My gard. Lorky cad. Anyway, I read the comments arn thees pose' about bords and badcads. An' I fine' People who HADE cads! So I leab a comment askeen' ees eed OK to ead Nuevo York peegeons? So far no answer. Maybe they ead cads.
Whad you theenk? I know ees bad to ead the smallbords. Bod I weell nard want to leeb forebber eenside, noway. I need to prowl. So whad ees solution? I weell theenk abou' eed while I nab. Read the pose here (cleeck arn eed, man!), and read also the Commends, an' maybe some more CADS should leab commends?