Seeck? I was nard seeck!? I was arn Strighe!
When a cad strighes, he strighes.
Now thad my deman's hab been med (toogh a larng forgheen' time - managemen' ees berber' stobborn, also stupeed), the Wooman taghe to hor bed. Whad ees orp weeeth thad?
Y where are my treads?
Pee ess: I HADE EGGS!