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Saturday, October 18, 2014

I'm steell standeen'...


...Sì, Sì, Sì!

Por those ob you lookeen' porwar' to the gran' funeral weeth the seex fad rads draggeen' my carriage eens stade down 5th Abenue, you hab to waid.

Arn Sonday the Wooman though' I was goeen' to die. Sonday nigh' she deed a lard ob readeen' arn the carmpudehair. Also, I theenk she pray to hor ancestor (porque deed she waid???).

Arn Mornday the Wooman started to feed me the KAKA potassium gel, TumilK. She biolade my rides by force-injecteen' eento my mouth. Three times a day! Ad fors I bide hor, har', then I realize eef I yos swallow queeck, eed is ober.

Arn Tuesday I star to ead un pequeno mas. Also my terreeble leemp is geddeen' bedhair.

Arn Wednesday I ead a leedle more, mucho raw cheecken leeber, by han', como siempre.

Arn the Thorsday my leemp ees garn y I star' to ead some Tiki Cheecken y Wile Salmon. Frarm a bowl! Y two portions of cheecken leeber (before was maybe one worn a day, manymany tiny pieces).

Arn Friday, hole' arnto your hads, I made YOMPA arnto the bed y woghe the Wooman orp. I ead beeg deesh of raw steagh (teell now, muy kaka), feeneesh my Tiki y star' my Nature's Eensteenct Benison. Also, now my glucose rise' y I ged forgheen' Eensuleen shart por fors' time in larng-larng time.

Today, Satorday, I maghe yompa arnto the bed again, Waghe orp! Feed me! So far I ead two cans ob food. Que rico.

My coad ees lookeen goo', I yam feelleen' good. The Wooman y the Frenchman (they are crazy) wonder eef eed ees "too good to be true." Stupeed humans. Also, they cancel my ved appoinmen' por yesserday because they say they wan' me to ged more strong before I go - the stress ees bad por me.

So I go neghs weegh por blord tes'. Forgh.




The Wooman tell me e-e-e-e-eberbardy ees theenkeen' abou' me.

Gracias a todos.

I yam steell here.

25 comments:

  1. Yaaaay! Good news Estorbo! Keep eating and keep well!

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  2. phew - it is very worrisome when you are not feeling like eating

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  3. Storbie, I'm delighted that you are eating again.But I think maybe Blogger is also on potassium - it's eating my comments!
    G and S send head bumps.

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  4. Wonderful news! I am so happy for you and the Wooman and the Smoothman. Salud!

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  5. Woo-forgheen-HOO, mijo!!! You *bet* we're all thinking about you, praying for you and sending you healing vibes (hey, it's a California thing). You keep up the good work sweetie, and consider yourself loved.

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  6. Thank you for letting us know how you are doing.... We worry when we don't hear.from you....Keep up the good work!

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  7. I'm at work crying like a little kitten!!! Such good news. {{hugs}}

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  8. bravo, hermano.
    laytlee I bin thinkin that we bin lukee with our wimmen. maybe more'n lukee.

    stay strong, my brutha.

    ~^!^~
    halloween

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  9. This is Dinahmow's Main Man...very happy to hear you're getting better,Storbie.

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  10. Si! Glad to hear you're getting better hermano! Hopefully, the Smoothman and the Wooman will have less stress now.

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  11. Very good news that you have stopped giving the wooman attack. Keep it up.

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  12. " I made YOMPA arnto the bed y woghe the Wooman orp." I made YOMPA orp and down when I read thees news. Besd blag cad.

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  13. I wish I had sormtheeng clebber to say bod I got northeeng. Northeeng bod a beeg smile arn my face. :D
    Muy Alegria por ju Estorbito!!

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  14. Such good news!
    Henry and I send our best wishes for continued improvement.
    You are much loved by so many of us, soak it all up.

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  15. Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray !
    xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo Susan & les Chats De Rue LeNoire

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  16. Yuhuuuuuuuuuuu Que alegría Estorbo!!!!!!!!!!!! Eres un gato fuerte y querido. Besos.


    Pere, Agnès, Rufus, Nit, Antònia

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  17. Here are some good wishes from your fren in Minniesnowda, Zkhat.We all hope that your former state of good health and wellness returns pronto! My Mom, my dogsister and I wept reading about your near expiration . What would we ever do without you, Estorbo? Very best wishes and the power of the paw, to you.
    Zkhat, Stella and Ma

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  18. Wonderful news. :))))))))) Keep it up!

    Mary

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  19. jelli, jaffa, lemon, flora, zack and crazy-man piOctober 20, 2014 at 5:35 AM

    *puuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* xxx

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  20. Good job, little friend. Keep on eating!

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  21. Glad to hear the good progress. You are definitely looking better, Hombre. Keep it up.

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  22. Excellent internet sleuthing, Marie. I wish the vets knew more and had more helpful advice than they do. Nice straight legs, Storbie! Eat up and get well soon. Love you!

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  23. glad you are better Estorbo! :)

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  24. Olé Storbie, good news!! The Most Guapo Black Cat rides again.

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