Sonday. Ees so boreen'. Nobardy play weeth me. Anyway, I yam seeck ob streeng.
Maybe I go to the cornhair chorch y seeng garspel weeth the beeg microphone y eempresseeb robes. I bed they nebber hear Domeeneecan garspel. Neghs door to the chorch there ees good barbecue. Bod the Wooman tell me I yam allergeec to pork. She loogh ad all the yooman meals an' fine' I ead pork teedbeeds before each recen' orpchock episode. Pork charps worntime, y pork tendhairloin the order. WTF?
I doan' know why. Perhaps I yam Musleem. Or Jeweesh? I yab an Arabeec nose.
Ladely we are eadeen' lamb. So I yam A-OK.
Yawn. Maybe I go y wadge bord TV arn the terrace. There are preedy leedle red worns... I theenk they tasde lighe ras'berries.
I doan' eed ras'berries.
Ees there a bord whad tasdes como mango? Or moshroom?