Monday, July 1, 2013
Poo to your strong cat tactics!
Estorbo. This is Maggie.
This is my fireside address:
Ted is still nursing some bent whiskers and a sore knee.
Yes. We did meet those "friends" of yours. From Colombia. Or was it Havana?
Frankly, that wasn't very nice. Not cricket, at all.
While we refuse to negotiate with terrorists, especially ones with thick accents and bad grammar, we have made one concession: The Woman looked cold in her tree so we moved her.
She is now in the chimney.
We have friends, too. We are Welsh, you know.
No, you probably don't.