The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
up a tree? never reach her? hah! this stoopid darg has furgotten you are CAT!!!
No te preocupes, hermano. The perro is... ¿Cómo se dice? ... delusional.
And besides, The Smoothman has even greater powers. Como si dices... imán.Magnet! Si. Very powerful. Called love.Amor.Estorbo will win, darg.
...and de dargs....dey is stupido....in the extreme!
Ha, that is delusional. Our dog (a standard poodle-smarter than corgis) agrees that any canine that thinks it can outwit Don Estorbo is indeed, an imbecile.
Uh, dog, have you looked at yourself lately? Not to be mean, especially since I'm built pretty much the same as you, but I'm gonna call you out on this. NO FREAKIN' WAY you were able to put 'Storbie's mama up a tree. You're a fraud, dog. Estorbo's mama and papa may have taken pity on you, or possibly even have a bit of a soft spot for you, but you'll never replace 'Storbito in their hearts. Hah!!
Get some legs!But damn, you're cute.
So many pictures of dargs. Please have the Smoothman take a picture of you to post so we can see your handsome self. How's your thyroid doing? Are you all better now after that stay in that nucular facility?