I yab been wondereen':...
Theenkeen', dayeen, dayoud.
Becos tonighd the yoomans wor eadeen' food frarm the orth - moshrooms, greens...boreen' (no enoki, yos barton moshroom, zzzzz).
So...are they herbibores?
So, I'm theenkeen'...cads ead herbibores. Mouse, bord...cicada.
So...
Are yoomans edeeble?
Diganme. I need to know.
Only clowns, but they taste funny.
ReplyDeleteWe haz a flavor, but we are not nutritious.
ReplyDeleteHoomans are indeed edible, but if you eat them then who will feed you later? Pleese theenk ahead Estorbo. Have you heard of cutting off your wheeskers to spite your nose?
ReplyDeleteHoomans are toxic!
ReplyDeleteQuite edible, if you know how to peel them.
ReplyDeleteI know that you've been taste testing them for years. They are bitter when you bite them, like a persimmon that is not ripe.
ReplyDeleteIs this a rhetorical question, Señor Nibbly?
ReplyDeleteThey are excellent, 'specially with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
ReplyDeleteThey are edible, the issue is killing them. You MUST kill them first. My slaves react quite strongly when I try a bite. They are hard to kill, so they must be very good. I have tried the winding around their legs, at doors, steps, where they could fall with no success to date. I have tried jumping on them at night when they sleep, hoping to scare them to death, unsuccessfully. Tino
ReplyDeleteEstorbo, Estorbo...no eating the hand that feeds you, y'know? Play nice, bring presents - dead mice, dead birds, cicadas, whatever in Manhattan...you have a good life Estorbo - don't cat it up.
ReplyDeleteHmm ... seems like someone has a little too much time on his paws. For the record, 11 month-old Keith has been doing some research on this very subject, and it appears I'm tastier and/or more tender than my husband. I'm not flattered.
ReplyDeleteMy semi-friend Kippy seems to think that I am edible. At least, I think that explains why he is always biting me. But he doesn;t seem to make much progress on the "eating" scale. So, I think not.
ReplyDeleteWell, hermano, I know that big cats have been known to eat humans, and I think they find them mighty tasty! And I know that throughout history, humans have been known to eat each other, sometimes, as was mentioned, with fava beans and a nice chianti. In fact, human meat is called "long pig" in some parts of the world. So there it is. But I think I would stick to the dayeen, dayoud pelleds.
ReplyDeleteJes, thees golden cronchy pelleds... who woul' ged them por ju? Cornsequense mos' be cornseehair when makeen' the deceesion so eemportante ... an' truly, I theen' Beence coul' taghe ju. Yos' sayeen'.
ReplyDeleteI decline to comment...
ReplyDeleteEstorbie, the better is to eat them like an ice cream, little by little. Así, you will have food for very long time and you don´t have an indigestion or toxicity by whisky and all kind of stuff that humans eat. Sometimes you can bite but poco a poco is better.
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