[Aborf: I yam cormeen' weeth you...]
I attaghed the Wooman. She was ad the carmpudehair an Beence was standeen' behine' hor. She was gedeen' tense because she mos' geeb a Talgh een Cape Town arn forgheen' Rooptarp Gard-Hens and the deesc was nard loadeen' righd.
So whammo shazzam kerpow &!*^%#$^& I was een an' oud frarm behine' hor lighe a smardbomba and ran away. She scream. Lighe a peeg.
I doan' lighe eed when yoomans are tense. They mos' SNAB oud ob eed!!!!!
I beed hor arm, I made yompa to reach eed. She go an' wash eed an say I yam loco, crazee, my head ees nard righ'...
Bod I yam righd. I know whad ees goeen' to happen.
Please to play Meester Samuel L Yackson to onnerstan' me.
Whad I said.