Thees carckroach was fast an' mean! I caught heem arn the rooftarps an' broughd heem home to the Wooman who said sormtheen' lighe:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Estooooooooorbo, ou'side, now!!!, and slammed the door een my faze.
Whad. bad. manners. Ongradeful, deesrespeghdfool...
I led eed go so I coul' chaze eed.
The hont lasted por hours. Soon eed lay steel and was berbery boreen'. I cried to corm eenside. Carckroach leeps, she called me, and kepd the door close'.
Today I was so tired I had to sleep por more than my usual 18 horas.
GO BRODER!!!!
ReplyDeleteGO OUT BRODER! ;-)
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ReplyDeleteYou should have seen when Circé caught an earth worm... the mad dash, the race between the two, the exertion... she had to rest for 3 days to recover. Strangely enough, she was firmly showed the door, just like you.
ReplyDeleteAt least with worms, no need for toothpicks... I'm shipping 'Storbie a full box. Those antennas always get stuck somewhere.
ReplyDelete...een your bed. Onder your peellow...een your sopa...
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