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Sunday, June 15, 2008

My wonnerfool day, OK?

The Wooman say, Estorbo? I say, Jhes? I mean, Si?

I mos' brosh you, she say.

OK, I say, thees I lighe: especial weeth the bluebrorsh frarm my brorders. Yos you hab to know when to starp, OK?

OK, she say. Bod you are berbery hairy.

Starp! I cry!: I feel eed een my bones: I yam gone-a heet you!!!



Dios mio. I hide. Go zoom yourselb.

OK. Time to go oud.


Yom. Grass!

More grass!

Yom!

Why ees all thees sheet here, I as'? Thees ees a peeg sty! How can I be esspeghted to enjoy myself een the fresh air weeth all thees mess?

Shortorp, cad, she say: I yam gardeneen'.

Okie dokie, I say, then maybe you know, you need a hose? To water las plantas (byoteefeec smile)?

Hab you close' the DOOR??? I wan' to corm een! Thees fresh air ees keelleen' me!


5 comments:

  1. Don Estorbo, I'm confused... You're obviously very black, yet the hair that comes off you is... grey, not to say lily colored. Uh... You getting old, man!

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  2. Do you hab a ..prarblem...weeth me?

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  3. Nah, no problem. :-) I like you just the way you are. :-) Going to take raccoon pictures now. Would you like one for desert?

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  4. Beence, you'll just have to get with the programme - grey is the new black!!

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