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Friday, December 21, 2007

other cets

my name is andre khamel. i was named after a french opposition attorni who worked on a case against my boss. my boss won. i live in constantia with my sista kehdi and white spook and wellington the maine coone (also known as that cat), with two small corgidogs and ben the big bleck barker. i am a heppi cet with no worries. my sista kehdi has worries. even though she is an asian tabbie like me she says she is a bleck footed efrican cet. she is jealous of the smalldogs who are new and cute. the boss and the big missus love the smalldogs. i love everybody. i am a noworri cet. i have a terrible voice that sounds like vultures.

i love prawns, man. i love them. here is the big missus letting me lick her prawn fingers. then i got two tails that i crunched up. yes, i sit on the table sometimes. you don't like it find another blog. estorbo says i can say anything here. actualli i am a polite cat and a pacifist. i am sorry if you don't like it.

but i will do it again.


5 comments:

  1. Hello Andre, you sound like you could be a rasta cat, too. No worries. It reminds me of a song, "No Woman no Cat."

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  2. Hm, if I ever saw a cat that should be called l'arbal├Ęte, that's you!
    Beence can attempt to explain...

    I like your type of pacifism too. "I'm a pacifist and if you don't like it go lick yourself" lol. Very nice.

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  3. Oh and Beence, there's also that gret "Cat buy me love" by the Beatles.

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  4. Hm, Estorbo didn't tell me what to do if PEOPLE write to the blog. I am a rasta cat but without dreads, man.

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  5. Khamel, it's easy, if people write to the blog, treat them kindly. It's not their fault. And they sometimes have fish. And prawns.

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