The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
Hola Estorbo - I hope I got that right. I learned it from a small Spanish dog on the corner. This is Max The Dog (Daddy #1 is writing for me - my paws are too big). I am amazed that you live with a wooman - I thought everyone had 2 gay Daddies. I feel sorry for you that you just have 1 straight wooman. But Daddy #1 assures me that he always says hi to you and pets you, he's good like that. You should get a platypus instead of playing with bees. Bees can hurt, you know? Do you like Treats? I can flip Treats off my nose and into my mouth. It makes my Daddies happy. Want to come play sometime?