blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: The onbearable heabiness of no blargeen'

Saturday, April 2, 2011

The onbearable heabiness of no blargeen'


 Sheet.

How ees a cad sorpose' to wride a forgheen' BLARG, dayeen dayoud,  when he doan' be geeben aghsess to a forgheen' carmpudehair??

Madre di dios. Ees a deesgrace. I theenk I weell go to leeb weeth those wile' cads I heear ou'sie een the nighd, seengeeng een freedom.

The Wooman's redeeculous labtarp went kaput so por weeghs she ees waideen' por the new worn to arribe, an ledmetellyou when eed does eed ees goeen' to loogh fonny. Waid an see. Aghd sorprise', I deedn' say northeen'.


So the Wooman and me we hab been fighdeen' ober wheech carmpudehair to use and I try to use the Smoothman's desktarp bod the theeng loogh y aghd como un forgheen spacesheep. You press a boretorn and WHOOSH smoghe star's to corm oud ob holes y the screen goes fonny y my forr stan orp y my tail increase een bolume y I ron away.


Same theeng happen when the Wooman try to use eed, BTW. Eed's nard yos me. The theeng is corse', I tell you. Y ad hees carmpudehair ees where I mos maghe my peectures porque he has Photosharp, so no forgheen peectures, no forgheen blarg!!!

I yam goeen' to Sue. (Why does eberybardy say thees? Can sormworn porfabor yos tell me where does Sue leeb, an' how does she feex so many theengs?)

Meanwhile I yab foun' a secred plaze to hide arn the rooftarps, where noworn can fine' me. I deesappear por hours.  Ten days ago the yoomans made sorch por me een the nighd, cryeen' Storbeeeee, an' carryeen flashlighds an' loogheen' down cheemneys, an' the man goeen to the streed een case I fall down. I scare them good. GOOD! Thees weell teach them to tread Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana weeth respeghd!

I deman' an iPaw. Now!

I weell be bag. These starbation ob blargs poseds ees ad an en'.

19 comments:

  1. Good, Estorbo - we miss you when you don't blarg! An iPaw it must be.

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  2. I've missed you also, very much.
    & you are such a handsome cad

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  3. Estorbo, you carn't imageen how mudge ai lorbs yur blargeen! please to find a bedhair weigh soon!

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  4. Estorbo you crack us up! We also wonder how people expect Sue to fix so many things.

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  5. Sue lives in a court house but I don't recommend her services, Storbie, expensive and so stressful...

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  6. Its.just.not.good.enough

    Hey, Hermano, is it a good sign you are no longer being photographed in a shirt?

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  7. lorb your new photos, Estorbo.

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  8. Donatella AmabileApril 2, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Beence, is Sue that lady at the courthouse who holds the scales and wears a blindfold? No? Storbito, mi amor, I have missed you. Hide yourself away until they are forced to use an IPaw to lure you out. Just sayin'.

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  9. Storbie, I mees u also. Ur new fotos so hansum.

    Heesterical!!

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  10. Been missing you, pal. Can any of us help to get the new computer up and running so that you are no longer inconvenienced?

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  11. hermano . . . yur Wooman's tail increese in volyume when she usez teh pyooter? she duz a job a hidin it in them bikeenee photoze. [Mine's fur stanz up sumtymes -- iffen yur Wooman'z duz too, i gess itz a redheddid thing.]

    ~^:^~

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  12. Hola! Hermano, we are pleased to see you back in action. (Yeah, we heard about that disappearing act you pulled.In fact, we kept hearing about it, all through their dinner.Bor-eeng!)

    Maybe you will have to acquire a taste for Apple?

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  13. I agree, Sue seems to be everywhere and to know anything - I have beeg beeg doubts about her.

    Get an iPaw

    glad you're back

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  14. Estobo! I yam so happy ju are baghe... I was beegeeneen' to worry. I hope ju ged an iPaw, I theen' ju weel lighe thees' ber' moch >^-^<

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  15. PeeEss, thees new phodos ob ju are jos' wondhairfool... ju are mos' handsome cad ebhair, excebd for my Feendly.

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  16. So happy you are back, Hermano! And handsome as ever! Have the Wooman and Beence found your secred hiding place yet? Because if I know humans, they won't give up trying until they find it.

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  17. Estorbo, I am happy you are back. If only you had your own "StorbieCam" and could show us your hiding place. Please don't stay away too long again. I agree with the other comments, you look especially handsome now that Spring is here. Maybe we will have some new photos for mugs?

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  18. I've been out of commission for a while so I'm very happy to see you are still blogging, Storbie. I have to go back and read all the blogs I've missed. Stay cool and sleek and sassy.

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  19. Thank goodness you are back and in such good form - I was really missing you...

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