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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

NAKED

OMGard eed feels good. I yam led oud ob the clothes onnhair superbision.

My forr ees groween' bag arn the shouldhair.

I lorf bein' naked, man. Who knew whad freedom we cads enjoy onteel the terreeble coads an' payamas wor pood arn os?

Yessepd...there ees thees strange felleen' ob shame.

Whad hab they dorn to me?

11 comments:

  1. Donatella sin verguenzaDecember 15, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Oh pobrecito! No shame, no shame. You are still the regal man-cat that we all adore. And yes, the outfits do bring to mind West Side Story...when you're a Jet....

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  2. doan wurry bowt it, my bruthrr, the feelin passes en then evrrythins back to nrrmul.

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  3. While you are muy guapo in your clothes, your beautiful black furs suit you best. And as Donatella said, no verguenza...

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  4. So much better, Estorbo. You deserve a medal for undergoing such indignities. I never like to go to shows where the 'dargs and cads' are dressed up. Bailey sends a sneeze -- no virus!! If I ever HAD to dress him up it would be as a tuna fish. He has four more days of medication. I'm not sure it's working. But he has a very polite little sneeze. It must be allergies.

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  5. Estorbo, I'm so happy for you. It's wonderful to see you restored to your true magnificence.

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  6. My only sorrow is that you won't be with us for Christmas, so please tell the Woman to give you a huge petting for me before they step on that train...

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  7. Glad that you're finally free of the clothes, Estorbo! we are cats, we only need our supple skins and fine furs to clothe us (so see, we're not really naked...unlike the hoomans, who have no fur at all or very sparse and limited fur).

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  9. Its good to see you back to your beautiful healthy self and I, Lennie, understand your shame. We are big, beautiful, black cats who shun clothes and unattractive grey boxes. Take care of the shoulder hermano and have a cool yule. Love Me Lennie, the d.a.r.g. Flora and the Minder of us bothx

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