Yesserday was a bad. day.
I yam nard ready to talghe abou' deed.
Two veds. Two harspeetals. Drorgs. "Teghneecians". Pain.
Thees ees me below when the Wooman broughd me home las' nighd, walkeen' weeth the onnattracteeb grey barx, por 6 blarcks to our brownstone frarm the Emergencia ved...
Ad home I coul' nard stan'. I fell, I was ronneen' tryeen' to escabhe een the apar'men' frarm the enemies ad the ved. The Wooman neearly cry bod she make braveface so she no orpsed me more. Ees OK. I could see nada anyway. I fel' so bad. All because I maghe so many treeps to the leeder barx an' no pee and cry.
Bod I wanted my pelleds. I TOLE her the Heell's sheet was good. I gard seeck because she try the new espenseeb Evo een cans an' she geeb me no more Heells sheet pelleds weeth water.
I. Need. Water. She know I doan' dreenk enorf.
Thees morneen' she gabe me two peells and I ade pelleds in agua. I swallow peells when she geeb. I no swallow peells ad the ved. I swallow teghnicians. They doan' lighe me because I yam strarng an' pierce. I doan lighe them. They are aneemals.
Then I pass oud and sleep. I peed three times today. Good pee, nard plinkaplinka. Good, said the Wooman.
I yam berbery tired an' steell nard so honner' percent. Maybe the peells maghe me dopy. Drorgs.