The Righds ob Cad

Please to see the Geenger Darleen's blarg por the Declaration of Cad Righds.

Neko y Marzipan, I yam sure your scholarly eyes weell be useful...Hallow een, your weet ees needed, Ikaika, your sense ob Righteousness, Trebor an' H-h-h-uwi, your combined Deeplomacy. Lennie an' Sollie, your Beeg boices...

She paghed hor bags

Read the noticia.

Thad cad when to fine' hor fron' claws...

Compadres

Me and the bull, we go bag a larng way...


He leds me scradge my faze agains' his horns.


Een retorn, I wadge his bag.

We seet an' theenk, side by side...

We talgh abou' our deenners. He says he eads grass. I tell heem I ead pelleds. We agree to deesagree.


Togethair we waid por the Wooman to corm home. We heear hor cormeen' orp the stairs, an' prepare.

The Bell

The Wooman an' Beence makeen' me wear collar...

Worn year ago

Where wor you one year ago today?

I was bein' scoldhaird por reepeen' orp anorder Netflighs enbelope.

I h.a.d.e. Nedflighs. I reep them eento tiny leedle pieces. Eef the Wooman woan' rize ad dawn to feed me I fine' a Nedflighs enbelope an' start to reep eed weeth my teeth: reep, reep, reeeep. She can stan' deed.

ESTORBO! she roars frarm the bedroom.

Quiet. Quiet.

Silence...

Reep.

Reep!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Estorbo you %^*^$#ing cad!!!! an' a peellow corms flyeen' frarm the bedroom.

Silence.

Quied as a mouse.

Reep. Reepreeep Reep REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

!*#^$%#^ing cad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An' she ees orp. An' I ged my breakfas'. She go' bag to bed an' collapbse.

Ees so easy.

Lader I corm bag to bed an' wash an' sleeb sorm more. She ged orp, maghe hor coffee an' hartmeelk an' I ged my halb an' halb.

Dayeen, dayoud.

FEESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wooman wen' to the Atlanteec' Anteec. Por lighe, 10 meenutes. She no lighe crowds. She was lookeen' por lamb. She deedn't fine' eed.

She foun': feesh.

Nard yos feesh, my feline frien's: sardines.


She bord two, an' broughd them back to the casa. I was asleep. I mean, eed was 2.45 pm?

Then I smelled sormtheen'...

No. I yam strarng. I doan' eben need to loogh ad these feesh.

OK! Ok! I need to loogh ad the feesh! Why are you tagheen' my peecture?

Ged a libe! Pay attention to me: you know I need permission to ead your feesh!!

Oh my gard. Dios mio. I hab nard had fresh-greelled sardines seence yos before I had to leab Leesbon.

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Peectures