Do not trifle with us

Estorbo.

The Man may have escaped our clutches.

But I have put the Woman where you can never reach her.

Resistance is Futile

Estorbo.

We are The Corg.

We have assimilated your humans.

Hey. Cat?

Estorbo.

This is Ted.

Just because I am a corgi does not mean I can't hack your so-called blog's password. Furball.

Your humans are here. With me. I have them. I am keeping them.

If you want, you can come, too. I will tolerate you.

Just stay out of my bed.