Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
don estorbo told us we can blog here so we will but i dont know what to say he is a bit full of himself to have a whole blog but he is a new yorka and we hear they are noisy peeple i mean cats so i will be noisy too even tho i am small
Friday, December 21, 2007
i love prawns, man. i love them. here is the big missus letting me lick her prawn fingers. then i got two tails that i crunched up. yes, i sit on the table sometimes. you don't like it find another blog. estorbo says i can say anything here. actualli i am a polite cat and a pacifist. i am sorry if you don't like it.
but i will do it again.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
The Wooman is leabeen' me. Por a larng time. Paulo weel loogh after me. I lighe heem. Bod I weel be lonely.
One day the Wooman an' Beence an' me weel be a nu-cuclear familee.
(I hope Meester Boosh choghes arn a pretzel. Maybe thees time they weel nard be so qeeck weeth the Hindleeck Manoeuvre)
Friday, December 14, 2007
I hab to waid porebber to ged my torn ad the compudair...
...an I ged blamed por meesterious shreddeen's ob paper.
Whad? I hab nebber seen thes paper een my libe. No, I deed nard do thad! Deed I heear you yelleen' ad me ad 3am? No, I hord nartheen', I was asleep. You threw a peellow agains' the door to maghe me starp? I tell you I was asleep!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
I escabed eento the sonshine wheech lasted two minutes, to warm myself een a part...
Then she broughd me eenside an' tried to coddle me.
Beence...we meess you.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Beence? You breengeen' por your blag, forry son, a geeft?
Deear Santa: por Chreestmas I woul' lighe:
feesh FEESH FEESH, an' feesh, feesh and some feesh and also some feesh an a leedle beet ob FEESH, feesh an feesh an' some feesh an' also feesh.